Things That Annoy Me

• Adults with braces
• Lisps
• Stupid people.. I mean, since when is it MY fault that you grew up eating lead paint chips?
• Redneck Alabama fans.. get over yourself, seriously.
• My credit score..Perhaps my first mistake was taking financial advice from a book called "Confessions of A Shopoholic"
• Anyone with an "Alabama" room in their house.. Really? A whole room devoted to a stupid football team (btw, this would NEVER be said of Auburn.. War Eagle)? There should never be a room dedicated to a team, unless that team is Team Rachel, of course.
• Personalized car tags
• Thunder stealers.. everyone knows it's really all about me.
• Cleaning.. unless it is cleaning out the liquor cabinet, my bank account or my DVR
• All things Nickelodeon
• Leann Rimes.. squint much?
• Disney haters...It's called the Happiest Place on Earth for a reason
• Cotton balls
• Winking...winking is only acceptable if you're a cougar or a rapper
• Vocal skills...only because I don't have any of these skills and how else am I going to win American Idol
• People who snore
• Passing gas in my presence
• The Family Guy