Idol Recap, Etc.

I'd rather be punched in the stomach than have to watch Siobhoan ever perform again on American Idol. Girl, what are you thinking? And don't even get me started on your outfit. You are a hot mess.

Hey Katie Stephens.. Accessorize much? Repeat after me: When in doubt, do without!

I hope Andrew and Siobhoan get kicked to the curb tonight. I'm nervous, though, because I voted for Crystal (only 63 times because I was texting) and every call except one went through. My mom voted for Aaron (totally illegal), Casey (run for your life, casey, run,) and Lee. She says she bases her decisions on their singing capabilities but if you saw how excited she gets when Aaron and Casey come on screen, you'd quickly see through her lies. Sorry, Jolly.

I have a certain cousin that I think looks just like Adam Lambert. I believe I am the only person who thinks this.

In other news, Kate Gosselin is supposedly getting a new TV show. They are going to call it "Twist of Fate." The premise of the show is based on Kate going around to help women/mothers in need, and walking a mile in their shoes. Kate, why don't you try walking a mile in your own shoes? Why the face? Do you realize you have 8 freaking kids? You're a MILF: Mom I'd Like to Forget.