Tuesday, April 13, 2010

AI and T&D

Don't forget American Idol tonight!! Bowersox Rocks! (Only because Paige got voted off and because Crystal is really good and she could use her fame/money to invest in a set of veneers and a serious dreadlock intervention.)

Oh, one more thing.. I take back every mean word I ever said about Tori and Dean. After watching them take Liam and Stella (Monkey and Buggy) and the Guncles on a road trip across the US...

only to redecorate Patsy's house....

I realize that you don't have to be beautiful on the outside to be beautiful on the inside. (wow, cheesy run on sentence, anyone?)
I mean, it helps to be beautiful on the outside, and I don't think Donna Martin looks like a horse. I only said that because I am totally jealous that she weighs less than 100 pounds.
Plus, T feels like she has no family. The mother-figure in her life is a large black woman. Tori, if you want a mom, I have one available. She considers you "the daughter she never had," so she'll be glad to step up to the plate.

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