Act a fool

I love April Fool's day. What's not to love about this day? It is the one day out of the year that you can make up complete lies to all of your friends and family and get away with it... which, now that I'm thinking about it, is not THAT much different than any other day.. except today you can do it and not look like a total psycho.

I try not to let the glory of this day get into my head too much because the stories could run wild. Did I mention I am wholly unsuccessful at this?

Lesson learned: Don't joke about death, emergency surgery, or "The Office" being cancelled.

I'm going to see the MILEY CYRUS movie, "The Last Song," tonight w/ my cousin, Courtney. I'd like to say that she is my younger cousin and I'm only going because my teenage cousin loves Miley and needs a driver. However, this is not the case..she is actually older than I am. But whatever. It's not like we're going to see the Hannah Montana movie (which, btw, is totally awesome.. i got it the day it came out on dvd and i've seen it 4 times). I think i've perfected my "serious Miley" face, which is displayed in the movie trailer. It involves smooshing your lips and squishing your nose and squinting your eyes.

OMG... Carrie Underwood is going to be in a movie!!!! (And NO, this is NOT an April Fools joke.. I would NEVER joke about my girl Carrie) I am so excited. It is called "Soul Surfer" and it is about that girl that got her arm bitten off by a whale or something. I don't know the details about the actual story, but I DO know that she is playing a youth minister. She also guest starred in "How I Met Your Mother," that's the show with Dougie Houser in it. And, to add to the list of things me and Carrie have in common thus why we should be best friends.. she played a pharmaceutical sales rep! I mean, is this fate or what??

Did anyone see Idol last night? I was hoping Usher would do a back flip, but it didn't happen. Also, when did Diddy become "Diddy Dirty Money"? I mean, look, d-bag... quit changing your freaking name. You're not THAT cool. Plus, if you were in preschool you'd totally have trouble learning how to pronounce and much less, spell, that name. We already let you switch three times from"Puff Daddy" to "Puffy" to "Diddy".. Dude, you're cut off. You need to go to name rehab. Despite our creative differences, I WILL give you a shout out for your "hey what up girl?" part in TikTok. I love that song.. you can't NOT be in a good mood when you listen to that song.

Unless my mom is singing it.. then you can be in a bad mood. Blah Blah Blah.