A Movie About My Life

If they made a movie about your life, who would you want to play you? This is what I've come up with..

Shiloh Jolie Pitt would play me as a baby.

Blake Lively would play me as a teenager.

Carrie Underwood (obviously)would play me now.

Lauren Conrad would play my BFF.

Cam from "Modern Family" would play my gay BFF.

Jennifer Aniston would play older me.

Oprah would play successful, older black me.

Jude Law would play my first husband.

Meryl Streep would play me on my deathbed. In my Malibu home. With my husband Joe Jonas weeping by my side.

Ellen Degeneres would definitely do my eulogy and maybe Lady GaGa would perform.