Can we say creepy?

No, I'm not joking. Apparently you can buy tombstones that talk. Unfortunately, this information is correct.. but I haven't even gotten to the unfortunate part yet... the reason I know the above information is, in fact, true is because I am currently working for my mother (can we say uptight micromanager? I mean, since when is it a crime to leave the "closed" sign up all day and use the office to blow-dry my hair, apply make-up, and practice my vocal skills so that I'm ready to try out for American Idol for the 4th time?)

Anyway, isn't that totally weird? Why the face would you even get the tombstone to say? If mine talked it might say: I'm not dead! Grab a shovel and get me the heck out of here; OR...Hey grandkids, I'd love to see you but I'm slowly disintegrating into the ground; Or maybe even something like...I never liked you anyway, A-hole.