Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Skank Side


I know this is SO two weeks ago, but I have to address this, considering there is now new information to the story. Sandra Bullock's soon to be ex-husband, Jesse James chose to cheat on her with a hot mess named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.


Supposedly Michelle is a white supremacist... I find this odd considering the fact that she is covered in multi-colored tattoos. And speaking of her tattoos.. Michelle, you look like the freaking cartoon strips in the newspaper. Funny enough, Jesse James is a huge fan of cartoons. Hey Jesse, did you know that the newspapers come STD free and typically don't cost you a divorce? Just a thought you jackass.

You know what Michelle? You're disgusting.

Did I mention that she was supposedly raised Amish? Just think... I bet her conservative, Amish mother is so proud to have raised a Nazi, porn star daughter, who is now famous for cheating on the husband of America's sweetheart.

And get this..supposedly she is selling her story to the tabloids.... shocker.
In the article, she claims she was hooking up with Jesse to make a better life for herself. You go girl... have an affair with a married man and then lose custody of your 5-year-old son. And by the way, who would let this fine piece procreate?

And to put the icing on the cake, she supposedly sold her story for $30,000... I mean really, Michelle... what are you going to do with 30K, buy a Honda Accord?

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