Who hasn't seen the infamous MTV show, "Jersey Shore"? I realize it is embarassing... kind of like asking your dad to go buy you a box of tampons... but, let's face it, YOU have seen this show. Now, two of the cast members are signed on to write a book together. "JWoww" and Ronnie are writing a book entitled Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore. I suppose in this "situation", two idiots are better than one.
Side note: These pictures have been photoshopped. Hey JWoww and Ronnie, too bad you can't go back and photoshop your lives with better decisions.
The book is supposed to be about dating and how to achieve their classy lifestyle. It is basically a guide to being a "guido," as they so proudly refer to themselves. I would like to think that a few chapters of the book could be called the following:
"Get your Tan On",
"Your hair extensions should never look as fake as your Chanel bag",
"Fist Pumping 101",
"Who knew diseases could live in da hot tub? How to talk to your MD about your 'situation'",
and, finally
"How to allow your brain to be devoid of any intelligence whatsoever."
Wow, apparently these days, almost anyone can get a book deal. Look out, New York Times Bestseller's List... I'm next.
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