The Designer's Prayer

Armani who art in Hermes,
Hallowed be thy Gucci.

Thy Cartier watch, Thy Prada bag,
On Rodeo, as it is in Tiffany's.

Give us this day our Visa Platinum,
...And forgive us our overdraft,
As we forgive those who decline our Mastercard.

Lead us not into JCPenney, and deliver us from Kohls.

For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace, For Dolce and Gabbana...

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